Frank Lamb Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Too funny!! GOD BLESS!! Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Frank, I can't believe you sneaked a blonde joke in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesdaughter Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Frank, I always enjoy your jokes!!! Rana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 don't encourage him, Rana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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