dadstimeon Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Denny Crane (William Shatner) to Alan Shore (James Spader) about Shirley Schmidt (Candice Bergen): If she tries to pee standing up, come get me....(the sound of Crane getting comfortable on the throne)....lock and load. Denny Crane: You think I'm just going to wither up and die in there, don't you? Shirley Schmidt: All these references to our sex life, Denny. Denny Crane to Paul Lewiston about Shirley Schmidt: She can still pop my chubby Denny Crane: Massachusetts is a Blue State. God has no place here. Denny Crane: You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter lets him in. Sees a guy in a suit making closing argument. Says “who’s that?” St. Peter says “Oh, that God. Thinks he’s Denny Crane.” Denny Crane: I'm the master of the soft discharge. Shirley Schmidt: You refer again to when we were intimate. Denny Crane: Crane comes before Schmidt. Shirley Schmidt: You refer of course to when we were intimate. Denny Crane to Shirley Schmidt: I'm over my wrinkle fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midge Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 love Boston Legal..Denny Crane is the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Hilarious! I love him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 love Denny Crane! More! more! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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