On getting old

[J.C.]

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an earobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and

perspired for an hour.

By the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

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Reporters interniewing a 104-year-old woman:

''And what do you think is the best about being 104?

the reported asked.

She simply replied, ''No peer pressure.''

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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker

came up to the very elderly widow and asked,

''How old was your husband?''

''98,'' she replied. ''Two years older than me.''

''So you are 96,'' the undertaker commented.

She responded, ''Hardly worth going home is it?

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I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

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The good news is that even as we get older, guys

still look ar our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

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These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart

says, ''For fast relief.''

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Don't think of it as getting hot flashes.

Think of it as your inner child playing with matches

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Don't get againg get you down. It's too hard to get

back up

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J.C.

[cindi o'h]