Frank Lamb Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe. She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom." Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know." The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable." Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know." Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift." Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my thingy this way!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 did you make this one up, Frank.. It was "the nice naughty bits" that sounded like a Frankism... Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauriannessister Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 No, I have heard this one before. I was even wondering if I should post it here. Then I thought my first joke I post shouldn't be a bad one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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