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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.

Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly


2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing

vegetables by getting someone else to hold them

while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the

toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut

yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing

the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm

clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going

back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of

laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a

hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

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