eppie Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieD Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Clever, but it don't get you off the hook for the nasty one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Eppie, I love each of these...roar! Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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