Frank Lamb Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers’ license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks. The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.", and she processes his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J.C. Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Frank!!!!!!!!! Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PamS44 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Oh My goodness!! But, I do believe there is a thread of truth there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Donna Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Hahahahahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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