Curious Indian Boy

[Frank Lamb]

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"?

"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

"Why is my sister named "Cornflower"?

"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called "Moonchild"?

"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived. Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

[cindi o'h]

I heard about a kid on the rez in North Dakota called Running Dummy. No kidding. Dad was Polish and Mom.. well, she had a wicked sense of humor.