kim Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in Because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Good one, Kim!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 naughty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Funny and typical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 lol!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 We males do have to be careful where we point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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