Jyoung20 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the Sales lady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B". With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type". Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?" The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?" "They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills". And, if you need more information here's some more: Have you ever wandered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes? Well, if you have ever wondered, but couldn't figure it out, here's the code: A. Almost Boobs B. Barely Boobs C. Can't Complain D. Dang! DD. Double Dang! E. Enormous F. Fake G. Get a reduction H. Help Me, I've fallen and can't get up..... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 And I thought D was the largest. Learned something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Thanks for posting this one. My best friends husband is always full of bra jokes. I'll have to share this one with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggiesmom Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Very funny. Brian enjoyed it! I hope this didn't come about because of my needing to make a purchase? Joanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Yep, Joanie, it is all your fault! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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