Dazy Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my a#s coming into work today !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Oh...thanks for this one. How I'd love to use this line tommorrow!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Sounds like the Chinese Disease.(sometimes called Dragon *ss). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 My mom used to say she had heart dropsy. Ask it what it was and she would say once her *ss dropped she didn't have the heart to get up. Boy have I learned what she meant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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