Mr Ry Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "Oh, THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY GOES." "I AM SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE. "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL" "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Chuckle Chuckle>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 That's a good one.Wonder what the chicken cult girls will think of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Cockadoodledoo! (beat you to it, DonWoods!) Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindseysmom Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Now that's funny. Best Wishes, Dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Gives whole new meaning to "pecker"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollyanne Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Don - your response was funnier than the joke! And Cindi, Cockadoodledoo was pretty good too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 For Dave Chapelle fans: I guess that defines a "chicken head"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethluvswill13 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 that's so cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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