ginnyde Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 A Chinese couple gets married-------and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is inexperienced too. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I go anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want? he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thought silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about. Numbaa 69" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries........ "You want..................Beef wiff Broccori?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 yea, beef wiff Broccori and NO PORK! (the guys and Eppie and maybe a few others know what I am talking about) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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