Ann Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 My friends and I all laugh that the most important thing with a man at our age is that he can drive at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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