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BUMPER STICKERS

"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible adult.

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Illiterate? Write For Help.

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,

But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed

Person.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph

Also Are Timed For 70 mph

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service

Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My

Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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Ax! Me About Ebonics.

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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge

For Eating His Animal Friends

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Honk If You've Never Seen

An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He

Admits He is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.

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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

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And Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

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