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(I know, I've posted this one before, but it was a while ago...)

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes the story of a couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have it break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the parking lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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Sounds like something that could happen in Florida, Becky Snowflake. Don't you know it's much too hot to wear underwear here???? Up in your part of the world, underwear must be worn to keep 'em from freezing off...lol. We don't have that problem here in the Sunshine State!

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