Linda661 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 IRS Troubles The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, and the place is closed only three days a year. And you want to know how I made $80,000?" "It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said. "It's these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife." "Oh, that," the owner said, smiling. "I forgot to tell you - we also deliver." (GCFL.net) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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