Ann Posted April 20, 2006 Posted April 20, 2006 Redneck Medical Terms Artery: The study of paintings. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. Barium: What doctors do when patients die. Benign: What you be after you be eight. Catscan: Searching for Kitty. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome. Colic: A sheep dog. Coma: A punctuation mark. D&C: Where Washington is. Dilate: To live long. Enema: Not a friend. Fester: Quicker than someone else. Fibula: A small lie. Genital: Non-Jewish person. G.I.Series: World Series of military baseball. Hangnail: What you hang your coat on. Impotent: Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane. Morbid: A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates. Node: I knew it. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote
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