Ann Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Redneck Medical Terms Artery: The study of paintings. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. Barium: What doctors do when patients die. Benign: What you be after you be eight. Catscan: Searching for Kitty. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome. Colic: A sheep dog. Coma: A punctuation mark. D&C: Where Washington is. Dilate: To live long. Enema: Not a friend. Fester: Quicker than someone else. Fibula: A small lie. Genital: Non-Jewish person. G.I.Series: World Series of military baseball. Hangnail: What you hang your coat on. Impotent: Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane. Morbid: A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates. Node: I knew it. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Yaright? Are you okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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