Ann Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Oh, that is a goooood one! I really did LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Perfect! Gotta love 'em. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Good one.Wonder if we are allowed to go swimming in the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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