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Retired People

Working people frequently ask retired people what they

do to make their

days interesting. Well for example, the other day my

wife and I went

into town and went into a shop. We were only in there

for about 5

minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out

a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about

giving a senior

citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I

called him a Nazi

turd. He glared at me and started writing another

ticket for having worn

tires. So my wife called him a s---head. He finished

the second ticket

and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he

started writing a

third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The

more we abused him,

the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a

little fun each day now that we're retired. It's

important at our age.

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