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DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER:

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged

gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These

two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave

their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

_________________________

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my

VCR?

_________________________

Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby

I'm carrying is his.

_________________________

Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for

two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share

half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

_________________________

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted

with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen

again.

_________________________

Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a

good Christian home turn against his own?

_________________________

Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out?

_________________________

Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every

week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

_________________________

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one

night he came home sober.

_________________________

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental

pause.

_________________________

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him

to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor.

Now what do I do?

_________________________

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