Larry Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 >>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very >>attractive blonde woman from the hills of N . C . arrives and bets >>twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. >>She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm >>completely nude." >>With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and >>yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" >>As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... >>"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" >>She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and >> >>her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other >>dumfounded. >>Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" >>The other answered, "I don't know -- I thought you were watching." >>Moral - >>Not all rednecks are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all >>men are men... Hey all i'm trying to figure out what ad they are disallowing as i cleaned up the e mail i got the Joke from.......Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Larry, I believe the word that is teasing the censor on the board is p-o-k-e-r. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 So true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 funny.. they disallow ©asino and (g)ambling and other words asso. with the action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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