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>>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very

>>attractive blonde woman from the hills of N . C . arrives and bets

>>twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

>>She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

>>completely nude."

>>With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and

>>yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

>>As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...


>>She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and


>>her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other


>>Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

>>The other answered, "I don't know -- I thought you were watching."

>>Moral -

>>Not all rednecks are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all

>>men are men...

Hey all i'm trying to figure out what ad they are disallowing as i cleaned up the e mail i got the Joke from.......Larry

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