Frank Lamb Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 A father watched his five-year-old daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They’re mating," her father replied. "That’s a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, daddy, that might be accepted in California and Massachusetts but we’re not having any of that shi_ in Wisconsin!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Frank, He is a little doll. I bet he got all of his good looks from his great grand dad. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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