Ann Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 A BLONDS YEAR IN REVIEW: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 TOO FUNNY!! THANKS FOR THE GIGGLE!! Jamie It's tough being blonde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 The Blonde Jokes are stil the best ones going for my money.They always bring a chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharonjo Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Cute Ann Thanks for posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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