Ann Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. -------------------------------------- -------------- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. ############################################### Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ***************************************************** Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I really like the knife one. LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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teresag Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 My favorite is: My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! Liked it so much I wrote one of my own: You've a cute dog by far! But he ran into my car; Now he's not running 'round, Cuz he's one big, flat hound. Poor puppy dog..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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