Bev'sSister Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 The Buffalo Theory - By Cliff Claven > > One of my all time favorites!! > In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the > 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the > concept explained any better than this. > > "Well, you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move > as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the > slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. > > "This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the > general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the > regular killing of the weakest members. > > "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the > slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol > kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest > brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates > the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient > machine. > > "And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 AHhhhhh so true so true..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 My man, Cliffie... Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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