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Two of my grand daughters posted this on My Space. I don't know where they got it but it is a good laugh. By the way I left off the last line in refference to her being a blond :wink:


actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and

while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up

and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and

walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and

she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied

that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her

brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors

were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they

finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back

of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud

noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the


of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought

it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and

tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and

came to her aid.

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That's so funny. I was watching TV one day and that program that proves or debunks stuff like that had heard of the exploding biscuits and set up experiments to see if they could make it happen. They did. They put a car in a parking lot, subjected it to heat. First few cans didn't hit the dummy in the driver's seat, but finally one did catch it in the back of the head. :lol:

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