JB Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous > ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if > I was still around. > > We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic > times we used to enjoy together. > > I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested > in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic". > > "Wow!" I was flabbergasted. > > "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I > said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than > when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy > I used to have." > > She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise > to the challenge". > > "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy > with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! > Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything > is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing > jowls like a Great Dane!" > > She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She > teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men > were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great > lover. > > Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds > myself!" > > So I told her to shove off, and hung up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recce101 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Oh, that hurts! Aloha, Ned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharonjo Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 John, LMAO! Just like a man! Sharon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Yep.....that's about how it goes!!!! But JB....I am surprised at YOU !!!! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Kasey please don't take it as a reflection of me...I just thought it was funny as heck...I'm still laughing about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Yep..laughing here too! Of course I KNOW you would NEVER do that, JB!!! K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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