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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous

> ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if

> I was still around.


> We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic

> times we used to enjoy together.


> I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested

> in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".


> "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.


> "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I

> said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than

> when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy

> I used to have."


> She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise

> to the challenge".


> "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy

> with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!

> Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything

> is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing

> jowls like a Great Dane!"


> She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She

> teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men

> were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great

> lover.


> Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds

> myself!"


> So I told her to shove off, and hung up.

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