In My Next Life

[Connie B]

In my next life...

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 35-40 years or so, getting younger every day

Until pretty soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully

In luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating,

Room service on tap.

Until finally... You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[Patti B]

OMG Connie!!! I am laughing my butt off. Wouldn't we all want to end our lives with a big "O"????

Patti B.

[CLB]

Connie - that was great!!!! Although, knowing me being so sappy and sentimental, I would probably be upset about "un-meeting" all the people I would be friends with when I was older as I grew younger.

Me personally, I think I would definitely make sure to throw a little more caution to the wind, do more of the traveling and fun things that I held off on doing, take a few more risks, and make sure to have a few more kids to give Jack some company. And of course, in my next life I would find the cure for all cancer ) Oh yeah, and I would love to be able to eat all I want and stay as thin as I have always wanted to be