Ann Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Maxine on Patriotism: If you MUST burn the flag, please wrap yourself in it first. Maxine on Driver Safety: I can't use the cell phone in the car, I have to keep my hands free for making gestures. Maxine on Housework: I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. Maxine on Lawn Care: The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. Maxine on The Perfect Man: All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby,like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed. Maxine on Technology: My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice. Maxine on Aging: Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita. Maxine on Middle Age: The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinating and attend funerals. Maxine on Todays Cars: The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. Maxine on Todays Fads: Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with sagging tattoos and droopy pierced navels. Maxine on Happiness: Money can't buy happiness----but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia. Maxine on Tomorrow: After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere....you may be dead. I'm thinking, maybe we should elect Maxine for President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I would vote for her!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 I agree....especially with the choices we have this year!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I'm glad you said that - I didn't want to!!! But it sure is the truth!! Patti B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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