Connie B Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan Sounds like a MIGHTY FINE PLAN TO ME!!! I wonder how many will try to retire early??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 OK Connie........I'm all signed up for THAT one !!!!! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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