Connie B Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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