The New Birds & Bees

[Ann]

The New Birds & the Bees

The mystery is gone ... How was I born?

The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?

Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out

anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop up appeared and said:

You've got male!

[Patti B]

Good one, Ann