RandyW Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! ___________________________________ If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? ___________________________________ Can you cry under water? ___________________________________ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ___________________________________ Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? ___________________________________ Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ___________________________________ Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ___________________________________ What disease did cured ham actually have? ___________________________________ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ___________________________________ Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? ___________________________________ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ___________________________________ Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ___________________________________ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? _____________________ ______________ Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. ___________________________________ Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? ___________________________________ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ___________________________________ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? ___________________________________ If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? ___________________________________ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ___________________________________ If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? ___________________________________ If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ___________________________________ Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ___________________________________ Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ___________________________________ Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your bottom? ___________________________________ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? ___________________________________ Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?? And does any onyone actually have an answer to any of these questions!!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraL Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 very good professor Randy. The thought that came to me the other day was whoever decided the order of the alphabet anyhow? Why couldn't all of the vowels have been together or some other order...I am sure I could have come up with some better arrangement and a better alphabet song. But at least it is cordial to us Canadians "A"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 You got me....I did sing the ABC's and twinkle twinkle....I believe that they do sound very similar, however with no one to sing one while I sing the other, I can not prove it beyond a resonable doubt. That being said, once Jack returns from the beach, he and I will take a break from our Irish Drinking songs, and put that question to the test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 29, 2008 Author Share Posted July 29, 2008 So if Jack is at the beach who is home with Col and JB and will you be joining us in chat tonite or are you STILL PLAYING HOCKEY ON TUESDAY NITES!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 COl is at the beach with Jack, which of course leaves me home UNSUPERVISED....A very, very dangerous thing to do, just ask my parents.... As much as I miss chat Randy, Hockey on Tuesday nights is still a go..I'm pretty much addicted to it, and see myself playing year round until i can't do it anymore, or until I get drafte into the NHL. I've even scored a goal, about three weeks ago which led to a 10 minute celebration between myself, my team mates, and even some guys from the other team who have noticed how bad I sucked at the beginning and how far I've come. Just this past Tuesday I had two assists on our only two goals, and made a few other incredible passes....My line mates were calling me Mario Lemiux....I'm not sure I like that, but hey, he was a great player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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