Flyman35 Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenarrow Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 This really made me LOL. Sending this to my wife... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Great Denise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Denise, You always have the good ones!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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