Debi Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 This is a repeat of something I posted awhile back and perhaps has been posted since. However, someone just sent it to me again and I have to post it - it SO helps to know its not just me...... Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D - > > Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. > > This is how it manifests: > > > > I decide to water my garden. > > > > As I turn on the hose in the driveway, > > I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. > > > > As I start toward the garage, > > I notice mail on the porch table that > > I brought up from the mail box earlier. > > > > I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. > > > > I lay my car keys on the table, > > put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, > > and notice that the can is full. > > > > So, I decide to put the bills back > > on the table and take out the garbage first. > > > > But then I think, > > since I'm going to be near the mailbox > > when I take out the garbage anyway, > > I may as well pay the bills first. > > > > I take my check book off the table, > > and see that there is only one check left. > > > > My extra checks are in my desk in the study, > > so I go insi de the house to my desk where > > I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. > > > > I'm going to look for my checks, > > but first I need to push the Coke aside > > so that I don't accidentally knock it over. > > > > The Coke is getting warm, > > and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. > > > > > > As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, > > a vase of flowers on the counter > > catches my eye--they need water. > > > > I put the Coke on the counter and > > discover my reading glasses that > > I've been searching for all morning. > > > > I decide I better p ut them back on my desk, > > but first I'm going to water the flowers. > > > > I set the glasses back down on the counter, > > fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV > > remote. > > Someone left it on the kitchen table. > > > > I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, > > I'll be looking for the remote, > > but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen > > table, > > so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, > > but first I'll water the flowers. > > > > I pour some water in the flowers, > > but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. > > > > So, I set the remote back on the table, > > get some towels and wipe up the spill. > > > > Then, I head down the hall trying to > > remember what I was planning to do. > > > > At the end of the day: > > > > the car isn't washed > > > > the bills aren't paid > > > > there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter > > > > the flowers don't have enough water, > > > > there is still only 1 check in my check book, > > > > I can't find the remote, > > > > I can't find my glasses, > > > > and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. > > > > Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, > > I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, > > and I'm really tired. > > > > I realize this is a serious problem, > > and I'll try to get some help for it, > > but first I'll check my e-mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Sounds like my day!!! Patti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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