Bad Ads....LOL

[Ann]

BAD ADS:

# 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

# Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

# A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

# Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

# For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

# Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

# Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

# Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

# Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night

# We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

# For Sale.Three canaries of undermined sex.

# For Sale-- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

# Great Dames for sale.

# Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

# Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

# Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

# Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

# Mt.Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

# Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

# Toaster: A gift that every member of the familyappreciates. Automatically burns toast.

# Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

# Stock up and save. Limit: one.

# For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

# Man, honest. Will take anything.

# Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

# Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

# Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

# Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

# Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

# Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

# 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

# Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

# Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

# Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

# Illiterate? Write today for free help.

# Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

# Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

# And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size,unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

# We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

[Larry's Wife]

Cute! Loved the desk ad.