Ann Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 A beautiful blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.' With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, ' Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes! As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES YES, I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnngs and her clothes and quicky departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb-founded. Finally, one of them asked , ' What did she roll? 'The other answered, 'I don' t know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY : Not all Irish are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men are men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Good one, good one Ann. Made me smile and laugh. Sorry guys, but this joke sounds like it could really happen. Judy in Key West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 did you hear about the blond that walked into the new york bank and said,"I want to borrow 1,000 dollars!" The banker said, "We would need some collateral." so she offered her Ferrari as collateral and secured the loan. The banker had her car parked in the secure garage near the bank. The woman returned a week later, and paid the loan in full. She was given her car back. Moral of the story is Where in New york can you park a car for a 1000 dollars for one week while on vacation !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 Good one, Randy. I think I heard our Judy laughing again today!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Ann, you are so right. Good one Randy. Judy in Key West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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