Ann Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." ( The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..." (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming." (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN: (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Thats FUUUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahknee Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Ahhhh Haaaaa, I didn't get the duct tape, that's why it didn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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