Ann Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN! A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." ! "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL Never argue with a woman who reads...it is likely she can also think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Heard this one before Ann. It's still funny as he##. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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