Calintay Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 No one expects you to take a bath every day. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter. When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired. If it itches, you can reach it. And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in public. You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive. If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices. You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap Having big feet is considered an asset. If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault. No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet. No matter where you live, you own the place. Your mate never complains because you whine. Puppy love can last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I wanna be a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 The free calendar my vet gives out had a saying for December that was so true: A dog naps so much because it loves so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 And I still want to be a dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulette3 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I've always said that if reincarnation was possible I wanted to come back as a rich woman's poodle. Paulette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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