Ann Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar and her own Harley, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud Baker Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I'll have you know that man's poem isn't accurate at all. I'd rather she owned a bass boat and bicycle... That reminds me of the dating ad I always ran: Wanted, beautiful woman with bass boat. Please send a recent photo of the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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