lilyjohn Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 1. The best way to get even is to forget... 2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death... 3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts... 4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight... 5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth.... 6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, Then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea! 7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up... 8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways. 9. Words are windows to the heart. 10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery. 11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt. 12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person; it's being the right person. 13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground. 14. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them. 15. The tongue must be heavy, indeed, because so few people can hold it. 16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free and then discover the prisoner was you. 17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive! 18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done. 19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck... 20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher. You are richer today if you have laughed, given, or forgiven! This is the day the Lord Has made; Let us rejoice and be glad in it! Our God is an awesome God; He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power, and love; Our God is an awesome God! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleyb Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Lily, Thanks for sharing. Shirley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 I really enjoyed reading this. Isn't it funny how sometimes these "little" things can make us feel so much better! Thank you for sharing with us!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Thanks for the knock upside the head! At this point in my live, #18 is especially poignant...ker-whoooooosh....glug, glug, glug.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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