Texting for Seniors

[lilyjohn]

Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes ( LOL

OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate ...

• ATD - At the Doctor's

• BFF - Best Friends Funeral

• BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

• BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

• CBM - Covered by Medicare

• CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

• DWI - Driving While Incontinent

• FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

• FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

• FYI - Found Your Insulin

• GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

• GHA - Got Heartburn Again

• HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

• IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

• LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

• LOL - Living on Lipitor

• LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

• OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

• OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

• ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

• TOT - Texting on Toilet

• TTYL - Talk to You Louder

• WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

• WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

• WTP - Where're the Prunes

• WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

[carolhg]

Love 'em! Thanks.

Carol

[jaminkw]

[dianew]

Needed a laugh today - thanks!!!!