David A Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count,' St. Peter?" "No, I t! old you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." "Wh y?" asked the Lord. "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Wisconsin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 I'm surprised the "stud" wasn't sent back as a jack rabbit with the eagle promptly sending him back to the gates.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe B Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 good one David ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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