Just some words.

[J.C.]

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.

Teach that person to use a computer and they won't bother you for weeks.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday....lying in hospitals dying of

nothing.

The other night I ate at a real family restaurant.

Every table had an argurment going.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from weather.

It pays no attention to criticism.

Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars,

and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.

I have come to realized that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,

but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Every teenager should get a high school education.

Even if they already know everything.

I'm not 40-something.

I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling.

J.C.

[David A]

Good one JC, especailly the one about he acid