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Teacher: Why are you late?

Webster: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sigh?

Webster: The one that says, ''School Ahead, Go slow.''


Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths on the floor?

Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!


Teacher: John, how do you spell ''crocodile''?

John: ''krohodail''

Teacher: No, that's wrong.

John: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Sarah: ''HIJKLMNO''

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.

George: ''Here it is''.

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discover America?

Class: George!


Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't

have ten years ago.

Willy: Me.


Teacher;: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

Tommy: Well, I'm closer to the ground than you are.


Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Jose: Don't bite any.


Teacher: Ellen, give me sentence starting with ''I''.

Ellen: I is...

Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say ''I am''.

Ellen: All right...''I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


Teacher: Desmond, your composition on ''My Dog'' is exactly the same

as your brother's . Did u copy his?

Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


Teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talkinh when people

are no longer interested?

Pupil: A teacher.



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