J.C. Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Teacher: Why are you late? Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sigh? Webster: The one that says, ''School Ahead, Go slow.'' --------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths on the floor? Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables! --------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: John, how do you spell ''crocodile''? John: ''krohodail'' Teacher: No, that's wrong. John: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ---------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: What is the formula for water? Sarah: ''HIJKLMNO'' Teacher: What are you talking about? Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ----------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America. George: ''Here it is''. Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discover America? Class: George! ------------------------------------------------------------ Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Willy: Me. ------------------------------------------------------------ Teacher;: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? Tommy: Well, I'm closer to the ground than you are. ------------------------------------------------------------ Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Jose: Don't bite any. ------------------------------------------------------------ Teacher: Ellen, give me sentence starting with ''I''. Ellen: I is... Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say ''I am''. Ellen: All right...''I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: Desmond, your composition on ''My Dog'' is exactly the same as your brother's . Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! ------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talkinh when people are no longer interested? Pupil: A teacher. -------------------------------------------------------------- J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cheryl- Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 lol....lol.....lol :) Cheryl [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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