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The Power of Turpentine

Connie B

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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a bottle of turpentine and shaking

it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had?

The little boy replied, "This here is the most powerful liquid in the work, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it gently on a pregnant women's tummy, she'll pass a healthy baby".

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub IT on a cats behind and he'll pass a Harley Davidson".

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