Debi Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 NEW STUDY JUST OUT A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she tends to be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his a** while he is on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerbil runner Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 I had to run a self-test, and yes, the flames add a nice touch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 I am partial to the good old 2 x 4 myself, but flames, now there is a nice touch. Never thought of flames.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveG Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 MALE BASHING MALE BASHING MALE BASHING It's not my fault you women have all these ugly things that happen every month. It's not my fault that you go through hot flashes. It's not my fault that you get cramps. It's not my fault you get heaaches at the wrong times. So if it's not my fault, WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU TAKE IT ALL OUT ON EVERY MALE ANIMAL, INCLUDING THE DOG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Because, Dave, because... ...because men say things like "it's not MY fault you have to stand in a 30 minute line to take a 30 second pee" as he heads over to a brush pile to relieve himself.. ...because men only have 2 minutes (and that's being generous) into every child whereas not only does the woman have to sleep in the wet spot, change the sheets, deal with morning sickness, not seeing her feet for months BUT she has to go through child birth... ...because men have THEIR "PMS" (by the way, that's "Putting up with Men's Sh**") as well, just won't admit to it... ...because men get paid more for the same job just because they're MEN.. ...because men invented brassieres AND pantyhose... ...and if you EVER think about staging a coup and rising up from the lower rank of man-dom, remember that WE control the horizontal! (I believe that's one for OUR side...cha-CHING!) Oh my goodness, you hit me on a very bad "man" day! Zero tolerance...did I mention my husband has left the building? Said something about building a "Menstrual Hut"...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted February 25, 2004 Author Share Posted February 25, 2004 Or to sum it all up Dave.... Batter up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerbil runner Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 My favorite commentary is, notice how we castrate our male pets so they're possible to live with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Oh Dave, You obviously missed the "women only" warning in the title of this post. It's not our fault you walked in the women only door, but now we do have to kill you so you won't repeat what you've learned.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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